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post Knock Knock

June 30th, 2008

Filed under: Kids — newseditor @ 11:38 pm

Who’s there?

A dinosaur goes

A dinosaur goes who ?

No it doesn’t…a dinosaur goes RRAAAAAAHHH!

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And now, due to popular demand, is the post for kids’ jokes!

(No grown ups allowed)

Fionn – check out this site for dinosaur fun, and write back with your best jokes!

34 Comments

  1. Hey Fionn, what do you call someone who goes to too many meetings?

    Myearsasaur!

    Comment by newseditor — July 1, 2008 @ 12:01 am

  2. what do you call a naughty young dinosaur?

    A Bratasaurus.

    Fionn

    my ears were sore… I was a Fionnsoreearsasaurus

    Comment by Fionn — July 1, 2008 @ 9:57 am

  3. what’s big and green watches too much tv?

    myEYESasaur!

    Comment by newseditor — July 1, 2008 @ 9:59 am

  4. What do you call a happy Sabre tooth cat?

    A Smileadon….

    Siobhan xxx

    Comment by Siobhan — July 1, 2008 @ 10:02 am

  5. good site.

    Comment by Fionn — July 1, 2008 @ 10:03 am

  6. What do you call a bossy dinosaur?
    A Nagasaurus

    A dinosaur who has eaten too much sugar is a Hypasaurus

    Morgaine xxx

    Comment by Morgaine — July 1, 2008 @ 10:22 am

  7. hiding behind the bushes, dinosaur watching – sssshh

    Ithinkhesaurus!

    Comment by newseditor — July 1, 2008 @ 10:50 am

  8. that’s a good one
    Fionn

    Comment by Fionn — July 1, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

  9. I have one but Mom said I cant put it up Fionn

    Comment by Fionn — July 1, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

  10. well you tell her that’s SNOT fair!!!
    😯 😆

    Comment by newseditor — July 1, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

  11. You put a little boogie in the thread
    xxxx Morgaine & Fionn

    Comment by Morgaine & Fionn — July 1, 2008 @ 6:49 pm

  12. Thats snot very nice :mrgreen:

    Nigel

    Comment by Nigel — July 1, 2008 @ 8:33 pm

  13. 😳 😳 😳 Childrennnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    Your Mother!!!!!!

    Comment by gina — July 1, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

  14. 😯 😡 😳

    Comment by newseditor — July 2, 2008 @ 8:41 am

  15. Harry and Gladys sitting in the lounge room watching ‘days of our lives’, sipping on lovely warm cups of tea and scones.

    The phone rings so harry pushes reluctantly leaves the lounge to answer the phone:

    Caller: Its George from forever Power Company Harry, just ring to see if your fridge is running?

    Harry: Why yes George Im pretty sure it is????

    George: I thought so, you better be quick, I just saw it running down the road and im not sure where its heading 🙂 ha ha

    Harry: Why you….shakes the phone furiously in the air 😡

    Comment by Nigel — July 2, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

  16. A man asks a Butcher for some “kidlies”.
    the Butcher asks if he means Kidneys?
    and the man gets rather cross and said “That’s what I said, didle I
    sidley”…..

    Morgaine xxx

    Comment by Moraine — July 2, 2008 @ 2:27 pm

  17. Thanks morgaine that one hilarious…you should be on stage..
    .the next one out of town 😈 🙂

    Comment by Nigel — July 2, 2008 @ 7:05 pm

  18. 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Comment by Moraine — July 2, 2008 @ 7:43 pm

  19. Beware the Paper Cowboy……

    Comment by gina — July 2, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

  20. what is a hair-raising dinosaur?
    a plaitasaurus

    Comment by di — July 4, 2008 @ 8:38 pm

  21. Book title –
    Escape from Russia by Hugo Nickenoff

    Comment by morgaine — July 5, 2008 @ 9:14 am

  22. Why did the silly person get sacked from the MM factory?
    because he threw out all the W’s….
    he they got sacked from the banana factory, because he
    threw out all the bent ones!!!

    Siobhan

    Comment by Siobhan — July 5, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

  23. Foin Sunnee Day at da Spwings…

    Joey walking down the river bed says to his mate Sammy, wats a wok??

    Sammy stumbles and kicks a cuppla stones along and den considers…?hmmmn?

    I fink its wat ya fwo at wabbits wen ya wifle dont wurk!

    Fanks Sammy!! 😡

    Comment by Nigel — July 5, 2008 @ 9:15 pm

  24. How do you keep a silly person busy for hours?????
    Give them a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides.

    Comment by newseditor — July 5, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

  25. What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline???
    hip hop

    Comment by newseditor — July 5, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

  26. the last two jokes were from me too
    why did the man freeze his money???
    Because he wanted cold hard cash

    Comment by Nellie — July 5, 2008 @ 9:31 pm

  27. What do you get if you sit under a cow?
    A pat on the head!

    What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
    A clotheshorse!

    What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
    A terrified postman!

    How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
    Put a pile of manure in the living room!

    Comment by Genie and Andy — July 5, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

  28. what do computers like to eat???
    Chips

    Why are graveyards noisy???
    because of all the coffin

    what did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
    close the door, I’m dressing

    what do you call a fish with no eyes???
    fsh

    What does Batman’s mum call when she wants him to come in for dinner???
    DINNER dinner DINNER dinner, DINNER dinner DINNER dinner BATMAN!

    What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
    A cow that can milk itself!

    What’s the difference between an elephant and a post box?
    I don’t know!
    Well I’m not asking you to post my letters!

    What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
    About 3,000 miles!

    Comment by genie and the space station — July 5, 2008 @ 10:10 pm

  29. Great jokes Nellie,
    and Genie & Andy (Wow, talking dogs!!!!)
    A mushroom asks the barman for a drink, and the barman refuses
    to serve him. The mushroom got very upset and yelled at the
    barman “WHATs WRONG WITH YOU, I AM A FUN GUY”…

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    xxxx Morgaine

    Comment by Morgaine — July 6, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

  30. answer –
    No Idea!!!!

    xxxx Morgaine

    Comment by Morgaine — July 6, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

  31. Fionn has a sniff, sniff dinosaur joke, but he will have to come and
    tell you it, because Mom said he is not to put it up here!!!!
    :oop:

    xxx Morgaine

    Comment by Morgaine — July 6, 2008 @ 7:37 pm

  32. Yes, yes, I know it’s kids – but…

    What do you call a blind dinosaur?
    Doyouthinkhesawus.

    How do you use an Egyptian doorbell?
    Toot and come in

    What do you call a scared Tyrannosaurus?
    Anervousrex

    Comment by gina — July 23, 2008 @ 10:07 pm

  33. Q. What do you give a dinosaur who is sick in the belly from drinking too much water?

    A. Plenty of room!

    Comment by :P — July 27, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

  34. What type of animal never gets hit?
    A duck

    What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
    Two dinosaurs

    Comment by CAROL — December 14, 2008 @ 8:49 am

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